Many years ago on snowy winter's night, a tiny red-haired child was forcibly evicted from the womb through the wonders of modern medicine. Despite this inauspicious start, she promptly resolved to enjoy life as much as possible, and life has only occasionally had plans to the contrary.

Currently, Julia is living in the Boston area. Upon realizing she could not major in “being Tina Fey” in college, she’s been taking some time off trying to figure out what to do with her life.

This blog is a record of said life, and it contains rants, sarcasm, too much information, unsolicited opinions, swearing, made-up words, anecdotes on various attempts at employment, a shameless enjoyment pop culture along with frequent references to it, pretentious music, super-cute boys, pinko socialistic ideals, gratuitous shift key abuse, and your daily recommended amount of riboflavin.

Readers of this blog must love dogs. Or at least tolerate them.